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The Big Rock Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Rock Pants
May 20, 1962
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At Big Rock Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with sheep, lost children, an elk with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could joke with your friends.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young children.
- Contains imaginary images.
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