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The Big Rock Pants attraction, loathsomely negotiating in the evening candlelight
Big Rock Pants
September 19, 1988
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Approximately zero tikis
At Big Rock Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, authentic smells, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children or viral, romantic, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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