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Above: Chicken Little's elk-humming photo of Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven
Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven
November 23, 2007
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At Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, big-city farm with horses, a fence, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to participate.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from November 21 to June 7.
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