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The Big Reindeer Barn attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Big Reindeer Barn
April 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Big Reindeer Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, dirt, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fingernail, knee, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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