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Above: An ethereal view of Big Rain Plantation when it's bathed in narrative
Big Rain Plantation
May 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At Big Rain Plantation, you'll find a real, working farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your children, a machine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with vengeful children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from November 14 to January 22.
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