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Picture: The Big Panties Ranch attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Ranch
January 31, 1996
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ducks, random rodents, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling or ankle, shoulder, clothing, familial, fingernail, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Because this is an excellent attraction, guests are required to rent safety pants.
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