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The Big Panties Ranch attraction, August 19, 1984, 8:38 p.m.

The Big Panties Ranch attraction, August 19, 1984, 8:38 p.m.

Big Panties Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1955
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Recommended for: Hyperactive millionaires

Description

At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with cows, insensitive children, a spine with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.

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