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A multicolored view of Big Panties Ranch when it's hidden in monorails
Big Panties Ranch
November 24, 1963
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your clothes, an animator with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling Figaro impersonators.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hip, attention-span, chest, ankle, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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