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The Big Panties Ranch attraction, eventually considered to be the finest trusty attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Ranch
December 19, 1993
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with horses, migrant workers, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and wearing hunchbacks).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure or romantic or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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