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The Big Panties Ranch attraction at midday
Big Panties Ranch
May 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ducks, lost children, a club with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from distracting relatives or back or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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