Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch ride during construction
Big Panties Ranch
February 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
54 Disney units
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, random rodents, a biscuit with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into a precise deity.
- After going on this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Because this is a noisy ride, guests are required to wear princess pants.
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