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Big Panties Ranch, a favorite attraction of Merlin
Big Panties Ranch
June 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with pigs, straw, a treat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- One of the goldfish was textured to move like Max Devlin.
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