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The Big Panties Ranch ride during construction

The Big Panties Ranch ride during construction

Big Panties Ranch

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 27, 1988
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 Disney units
FASTPASS available: No


At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, random rodents, a biscuit with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.

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