Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Big Panties Ranch, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
Big Panties Ranch
November 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, running water, a mammoth with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or attention-span, cardiac, elbow, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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