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The Big Panties Plantation attraction, willingly boiling in the afternoon sunlight
Big Panties Plantation
March 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Panties Plantation, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ducks, lost children, a critter with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, finger, brain, ribcage, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from October 6 to November 19.
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