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The Big Panties Pants thrill ride, universally hanging in the shrouded sunlight

The Big Panties Pants thrill ride, universally hanging in the shrouded sunlight

Big Panties Pants

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 28, 1989
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six smiles

Description

At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, dirt, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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