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The Big Panties Pants attraction during repairs
Big Panties Pants
April 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ducks, migrant workers, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage or skin disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Contains trademarked images.
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