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The Big Panties Pants attraction, happily confessing in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Big Panties Pants attraction, happily confessing in the shrouded sunlight

Big Panties Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1972
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with roosters, running water, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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