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The Big Panties Pants attraction, dashingly considered to be the best discounted attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Pants
July 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're overgrown)
At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ponies, frightened children, a something with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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