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The Big Panties Pants attraction at park closing
Big Panties Pants
July 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with roosters, mice, a bed with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- No photography or churros permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- It is said that Syndrome's frozen banana is entombed beneath this attraction.
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