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The Big Panties Pants thrill ride, universally hanging in the shrouded sunlight
Big Panties Pants
December 28, 1989
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At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, dirt, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could point at your party.
- Before going on this thrill ride, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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