Massive Maraland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Homestead attraction during construction
Big Panties Homestead
April 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Five thumbs up
At Big Panties Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, migrant workers, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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