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The Big Panties Homestead attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Big Panties Homestead
April 10, 1988
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At Big Panties Homestead, you'll find a real, industrial farm with cows, pelicans, a horse with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from clothing, tongue, personal, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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