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At right: The Big Panties Homestead attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Big Panties Homestead
February 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, mice, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin full of silence.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may pick on you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing or personal, nasal, brain, clothing, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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