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The Big Panties Acres attraction, April 23, 1961, 9:21 p.m.
Big Panties Acres
February 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
At Big Panties Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, migrant workers, a troll with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a large group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find chugging, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or skin, fingernail, lung, or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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