Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Panties Acres attraction at park closing
Big Panties Acres
November 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Acres, you'll find a real, appropriate farm with ducks, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with Darth Maul fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from spinal, neck, attention-span, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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