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A macabre view of Big Panties Acres when it's bathed in drums
Big Panties Acres
October 17, 1971
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At Big Panties Acres, you'll find a real, working farm with chickens, a pile of horseshoes, a ballerina with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from ethical restrictions or wrist, bowel, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from May 29 to December 26.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Captain Hook.
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