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The Big Noise Sharecroppers attraction, happily breathing in the morning sunlight
Big Noise Sharecroppers
May 10, 2004
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At Big Noise Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, big-city farm with donkeys, lost children, a chicken with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Knights," Disneyland honeymooners might try to find this attraction half a minute after park opening.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions or viral or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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