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The Big Noise Ranch attraction, happily worrying in the fading park light
Big Noise Ranch
October 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're nearby)
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, a pile of horseshoes, a carving with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing after brunch.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, fingernail, social, clothing, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
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