Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Ranch attraction, January 7, 1993, 1:32 p.m.
Big Noise Ranch
June 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your hat, an amigo with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
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