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The Big Noise Ranch dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Big Noise Ranch
April 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with chicks, insensitive children, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may sing to people near you.
- After experiencing this dark ride, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, odd missing kidneys, excessive hotness, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Big Noise Ranch alternative experience.
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