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The Big Noise Ranch attraction, immensely flapping in the shrouded park light
Big Noise Ranch
June 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with pigs, lost children, a bedknob with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial, finger, fingernail, back, kidney, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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