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Above: The Big Noise Ranch attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Big Noise Ranch
January 27, 2005
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with hens, migrant workers, a crate with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
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