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Pictured: The Big Noise Ranch adventure as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Big Noise Ranch
February 2, 1999
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ponies, a fence, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and burn.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this adventure.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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