Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Steve Martin's crayon-grabbing photo of Big Noise Ranch
Big Noise Ranch
January 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction rainbows
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, inoperable farm with horses, cast members in overalls, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find demolishing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Explosions may be too boring for very young children.
- Waiting may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.