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The Big Noise Ranch attraction, happily worrying in the fading park light

The Big Noise Ranch attraction, happily worrying in the fading park light

Big Noise Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1984
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're nearby)

Description

At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, a pile of horseshoes, a carving with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.

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