Massive Nemoland Attraction Database
Big Noise Ranch, a favorite attraction of José
Big Noise Ranch
September 23, 1999
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with calves, authentic smells, a glass with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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