Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Big Noise Ranch, a favorite attraction of Zazu
Big Noise Ranch
September 27, 1969
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with chicks, mice, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After stunning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
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