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Picture: The Big Noise Plantation attraction, July 14, 2002, 7:44 a.m.
Big Noise Plantation
December 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Plantation, you'll find a real, working farm with donkeys, insensitive children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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