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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction at first light
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
September 21, 2006
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At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, running water, a canoe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from April 2 until something like October 8.
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