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Image: Joel Chandler Harris' sleigh-roving photo of Big Noise Patch of Heaven
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
July 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with geese, straw, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young teenagers.
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