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A surreal view of Big Noise Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in tarps

A surreal view of Big Noise Patch of Heaven when it's not shrounded in tarps

Big Noise Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1990
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chickens, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that's there for no reason.

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