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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction during a moment of contemplation

Big Noise Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1981
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your leg, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with crayons in it.

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