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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
September 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with ponies, goats that will try to eat your leg, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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