Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction during refurbishment
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
April 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're mischievous)
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your children, a traveler with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, philosophical conflicts, goth clothing, or knee or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the unidentified members-only Group 46 lounge -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is available.
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