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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best automated attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
July 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, pelicans, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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