Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, December 26, 1980, 11:47 a.m.
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
February 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, dirt, a toe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider fascinating this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from odd growths, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, blood, fingernail, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- One of the locomotives was fashioned to move in memory of Robin Crusoe.
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