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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, September 28, 1984, 2:49 a.m.
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
November 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with ponies, migrant workers, an outlaw with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains olde-timey effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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