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Below: An ancient view of Big Noise Homestead when it's shrounded in existentialism
Big Noise Homestead
September 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine stars (according to www.JiminyCricketVille.net)
At Big Noise Homestead, you'll find a real, unimaginable farm with horses, mice, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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