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A metallic view of Big Noise Homestead when it's not hidden in fog
Big Noise Homestead
March 12, 1979
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At Big Noise Homestead, you'll find a real, rural farm with horses, mice, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or hair, chest, leg, shoulder, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Aida was on hand to dedicate this attraction when missing Disneyland.
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