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At right: Big Noise Homestead, a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
Big Noise Homestead
August 29, 1969
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At Big Noise Homestead, you'll find a real, animal farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and eat.
- For your safety, you should be free from spinal, ribcage, kidney, back, leg, or cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The trees visible from this attraction are favored by lost children.
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