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The Big Noise Homestead attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst miniature attraction at Disneyland

The Big Noise Homestead attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst miniature attraction at Disneyland

Big Noise Homestead

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1967
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Precisely zero dollars

Description

At Big Noise Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, insensitive children, a dachshund with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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