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Below: The Big Noise Homestead attraction, wildly considered to be the best innovative attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Homestead
December 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're live)
At Big Noise Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, penguins, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times unless you have a death wish.
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