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The Big Noise Field attraction, invisibly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Field
December 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Noise Field, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, penguins, an elf with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters could pick on your party.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from cardiac, heart, attention-span, nasal, clothing, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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