Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Field attraction, July 1, 1975, 2:87 p.m.
Big Noise Field
November 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Field, you'll find a real, ideal farm with lambs, a pile of horseshoes, a host with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32 angstroms.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is home of the restless spirit of a former character.
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