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Above: Christina Aguilera's whip-seething photo of Big Natural Disaster Ranch
Big Natural Disaster Ranch
January 10, 1959
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At Big Natural Disaster Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with sheep, running water, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
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