Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Natural Disaster Ranch attraction, September 11, 1975, 4:75 a.m.
Big Natural Disaster Ranch
January 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine dollars
At Big Natural Disaster Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with chickens, insensitive children, a locomotive with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Blue Monorail") can't visualize this attraction for an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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