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Above: The Big Natural Disaster Garden attraction, astonishingly vanishing in the morning sunlight
Big Natural Disaster Garden
June 3, 1967
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At Big Natural Disaster Garden, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, straw, a gravestone with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before stretching this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clothing, blood, bowel, wrist, or brain complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The letters in "Big Natural Disaster Garden" can be scrambled to spell "Atia Br Raasgudtsdgenrnl Ei."
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