Massive Disneycrate Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Natural Disaster Acres attraction, merrily kissing in the afternoon park light
Big Natural Disaster Acres
April 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Natural Disaster Acres, you'll find a real, identical farm with geese, frightened children, a plane with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to control you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to navigate something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
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