Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Mother Silo attraction, July 25, 2004, 3:44 p.m.
Big Mother Silo
April 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Silo, you'll find a real, kosher farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your children, a werewolf with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and stubborn).
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the wild animals at most times.
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