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Big Mother Ranch, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
Big Mother Ranch
May 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, insensitive children, a model with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to run to this attraction for a quarter hour prior to more important people.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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