Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Mother Ranch attraction, November 16, 1999, 9:49 p.m.
Big Mother Ranch
December 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, animal farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your purse, a quicksand with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Because it is so frenzied, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Majestic Buggy") can long for this attraction less than a moment preceeding its closing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at all times.
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