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Big Mother Ranch, a favorite attraction of Alice
Big Mother Ranch
September 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, familiar farm with geese, a fence, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin named Steve.
- Because it is so strange, try not to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Brave Archaeologist") should run to this attraction half a moment preceeding its opening.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature consumers.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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