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Above: The Big Mother Ranch attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Mother Ranch
August 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, a fence, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 32 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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