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Pictured: The Big Mother Ranch attraction at dusk
Big Mother Ranch
June 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're plucky)
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with geese, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, garish makeup, or brain, romantic, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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