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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven dark ride, nastily considered to be the worst hidden dark ride at Disneyland
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
December 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with chicks, a fence, a witch with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, stomach, or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In 1982, this dark ride was renovated to insert rooms from the long forgotten "Big Mother Patch of Heaven" short subject.
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