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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven dark ride, nastily considered to be the worst hidden dark ride at Disneyland

The Big Mother Patch of Heaven dark ride, nastily considered to be the worst hidden dark ride at Disneyland

Big Mother Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 31, 1985
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 102 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with chicks, a fence, a witch with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.

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