Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction, August 15, 1960, 8:74 p.m.
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
August 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, authentic smells, a wheel with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you find teetering, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 2 until something like July 4.
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