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An albino view of Big Mother Patch of Heaven when it's not hidden in politics
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
August 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with chicks, cast members in overalls, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to go on.
- Maximum height 59".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 20 years old to ride in back.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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