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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction during construction

The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction during construction

Big Mother Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1973
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, a fence, a seagull with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.

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