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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
November 17, 2012
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At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with horses, authentic smells, an awning with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Big Mother Patch of Heaven "alternative" experience.
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