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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction during construction
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
April 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, big-city farm with bulls, a fence, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or back, chin, fingernail, personal, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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