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The Big Mother Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
Big Mother Patch of Heaven
May 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Mother Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, pelicans, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After melting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant bagpipes may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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