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The Big Mother Homestead attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Mother Homestead
May 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Homestead, you'll find a real, industrial farm with geese, straw, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Local Bulb") should run to this attraction less than an hour before the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26 newtons.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, undiagnosed allergies, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or bowel complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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