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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's chin-embellishing photo of Big Mother Homestead
Big Mother Homestead
November 11, 1983
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At Big Mother Homestead, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your children, an enemy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
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