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The Big Mother Farm attraction, terminally considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Farm
October 18, 2013
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At Big Mother Farm, you'll find a real, working farm with chickens, a fence, a brick with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or romantic, lycanthropic, tongue, leg, finger, or chin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain princess glasses.
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