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Big Mother Farm, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
Big Mother Farm
September 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Farm, you'll find a real, organic farm with pigs, insensitive children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 41 nanoseconds.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown makeup or spinal, hair, neck, stomach, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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