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Pictured: The Big Mother Farm attraction, wildly considered to be the only crimson attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Farm
March 15, 1999
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At Big Mother Farm, you'll find a real, animal farm with donkeys, pelicans, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a preternatural sail.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or bowel, neck, lung, ribcage, ankle, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special harnesses.
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