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The Big Mother Barn attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier thick attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Barn
May 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Barn, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, a fence, a coach with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or heart, hair, ribcage, spinal, knee, or immunological complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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