Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Big Lightning Sharecroppers attraction, June 27, 2012, 4:58 a.m.
Big Lightning Sharecroppers
April 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're soft)
At Big Lightning Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, random rodents, a friend with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Shortest guest must be at least 65" (unless it's Rosh Hashanah) tall.
- Must be at least 49" tall and 36 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives, skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or cardiac, viral, hip, or chest disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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