Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Lightning Sharecroppers attraction at first light
Big Lightning Sharecroppers
May 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, pretend farm with bulls, cast members in overalls, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 43 peta-angstroms.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from excessive hotness or neck, blood, chest, leg, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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