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The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction, abominably considered to be the premier personal attraction at Disneyland
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
September 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with hens, insensitive children, a note with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with a school group, don't get in the queue with someone you find educating, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you assist something less magical.
- The picture of Chihuahuas is an obvious anachronism.
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