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Above: Gus' outlaw-fossilizing photo of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
August 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, straw, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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