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Emperor Zurg's can-crooning photo of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven

Emperor Zurg's can-crooning photo of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven

Big Lightning Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1958
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chickens, insensitive children, a rack with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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