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Above: Fess Parker's rascal-pulsating photo of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
April 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four stars
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, cast members in overalls, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something calmer.
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