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The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction at park opening
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
May 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're grand)
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with pigs, migrant workers, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Castaways," Disneyland first-time visitors can experience this attraction up to a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the writings of Darby O'Gill.
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