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Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, a favorite attraction of Genie
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
September 26, 2009
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At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with ponies, a fence, a toe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
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