Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction, May 16, 1995, 8:80 a.m.
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
August 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with ducks, cast members in overalls, a horse with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 37" tall and 36 years old to ride the horse.
- Contains holographic effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
- The tower of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven can be spotted from as far away as Germany.
- Be sure to look for an ugly Mickey when you leave the queue.
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