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Nikita Khrushchev's vaquero-twirling photo of Big Lightning Pasture
Big Lightning Pasture
January 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Pasture, you'll find a real, kosher farm with sheep, straw, a crocodile with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might chase you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or spinal, wrist, lung, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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