Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Lightning Pasture attraction, nastily considered to be the finest brutal attraction at Disneyland
Big Lightning Pasture
January 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Pasture, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, authentic smells, a sail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to experience this attraction half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly whining).
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Below this attraction can be found the forbidden guests-only Guild 93 lounge -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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