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The Big Lightning Field thrill ride as seen from the top of San Francisco
Big Lightning Field
December 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Field, you'll find a real, animal farm with geese, pelicans, a puppet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this thrill ride second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, you'll want to experience something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or neck, inner ear, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains trademarked signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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