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At right: The Big Lightning Barn attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Lightning Barn
November 12, 2014
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At Big Lightning Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, lost children, an outlaw with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 49".
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or neck, hip, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from March 31 through May 14.
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