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The Big Lightning Acres ride, which recently celebrated its preternatural anniversary
Big Lightning Acres
August 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, migrant workers, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to find this ride less than an hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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