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The Big Lightning Acres attraction, accidentally considered to be the only awful attraction at DisneyLand
Big Lightning Acres
February 19, 1997
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At Big Lightning Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ducks, a fence, a dachshund with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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