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The Big Hurricane Pants ride during a moment of contemplation
Big Hurricane Pants
October 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
At Big Hurricane Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, dirt, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- In a disguised closet at the bottom of the Big Hurricane Pants, there is a football video game for lost children.
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