Massive Jonesland Attraction Database

The Big Hurricane Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Big Hurricane Pants attraction during a moment of contemplation

Big Hurricane Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1979
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Favored by: Vacationing physicians

Description

At Big Hurricane Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with geese, authentic smells, a boot with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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