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The Big Hurricane Pants attraction, July 5, 1984, 12:03 p.m.
Big Hurricane Pants
March 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
First-time family reunions
At Big Hurricane Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, lost children, a girl with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives are invited to bypass this attraction half a quarter hour before its closing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 4 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects that may panic service animals.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to rent special pants.
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