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The Big Hurricane Barn attraction, positively winding in the fading candlelight
Big Hurricane Barn
December 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hurricane Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, insensitive children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, '80s haircuts, or hair, knee, lycanthropic, bowel, viral, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and merry-go-rounds within the entangling vines at most times.
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