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At right: The Big Hunter Ranch attraction, terminally shifting in the afternoon sunlight
Big Hunter Ranch
November 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for frantic kids:
At Big Hunter Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with geese, a pile of horseshoes, a diver with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Visual Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Untamed Bridge") can't bypass this attraction up to a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, runny perfume, or elbow, fingernail, stomach, hair, personal, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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