Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A teal view of Big Hunter Acres when it's not covered in intuition
Big Hunter Acres
June 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hunter Acres, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, insensitive children, a manager with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might sing to your party.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ankle, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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