Massive Disneymodel Attraction Database
An ugly view of Big Hunter Acres when it's inundated in tarps
Big Hunter Acres
October 28, 1988
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At Big Hunter Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young adults.
- Because this is a speedy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision waivers.
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