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The Big Hail Plantation attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Big Hail Plantation
June 21, 1974
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At Big Hail Plantation, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with hens, lost children, a monorail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety cars.
- The comment about rocketmen is a bad joke.
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