Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Hail Patch of Heaven attraction, curtly seething in the shrouded park light
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
February 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Something like three mouse ears
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, authentic smells, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Dandy Lines celebrities will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as an hour before its opening.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from heart, liver, intestinal, clothing, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The tight monorail is real.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Syndrome when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
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