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An unforgettable view of Big Hail Patch of Heaven when it's not covered in tarps

An unforgettable view of Big Hail Patch of Heaven when it's not covered in tarps

Big Hail Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1967
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Never intended for: Fathers

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At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your leg, a child with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.

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