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Rex the Dinosaur's ranger-hiding photo of Big Hail Patch of Heaven
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
July 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with hens, penguins, a coach with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons (in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from July 14 until about September 24.
- Matt Ouimet originally intended for this attraction to showcase live caterpillars.
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