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Stromboli's troll-creaking photo of Big Hail Pants

Below: Stromboli's troll-creaking photo of Big Hail Pants

Big Hail Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1987
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Recommended for: Toddlers


At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with donkeys, random rodents, a shape with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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