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A classic view of Big Hail Pants when it's not covered in children
Big Hail Pants
March 24, 2001
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At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with roosters, insensitive children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
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