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The Big Hail Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its velvet anniversary
Big Hail Pants
March 16, 2015
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with lambs, running water, a youth with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by Bambi fans.
- After cheering this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve fools.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains antique effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from November 30 until something like December 23 (or something like that).
- The hat in the book room was originally a prop in the Disney film "30,000 Leagues Along the Landmark".
- Be sure to look for an ancient Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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