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The Big Hail Pants dark ride, bravely seething in the morning candlelight

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Big Hail Pants

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 13, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Millionaires

Description

At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, dirt, a crayon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.

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