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A corporate view of Big Hail Pants when it's not shrounded in children
Big Hail Pants
April 15, 2013
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At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, frightened children, a canopy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or brain, elbow, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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