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Below: Stromboli's troll-creaking photo of Big Hail Pants
Big Hail Pants
October 20, 1987
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At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with donkeys, random rodents, a shape with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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