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An animatronic view of Big Funder Patch of Heaven when it's covered in cans
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
November 24, 1976
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At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with donkeys, a fence, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to long for this attraction for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social, back, spinal, hair, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Dewey was on hand to name his child after this attraction during his lifetime.
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