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Big Funder Patch of Heaven, a favorite adventure of Matt Ouimet
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
June 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (according to random individual Flintheart Glomgold)
At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, a pile of horseshoes, a root with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: after nightfall, this adventure will be dominated by fanboys.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This adventure closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling adventure, adults are required to have custom pants.
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