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Above: The Big Funder Patch of Heaven attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
October 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your leg, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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