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Big Funder Patch of Heaven, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
December 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- No talking or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the horrifying spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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