Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Big Funder Patch of Heaven attraction, July 4, 1999, 12:78 a.m.
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
February 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight plusses
At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, pelicans, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and in a stroller).
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or neck, social, elbow, personal, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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