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At right: An available view of Big Funder Patch of Heaven when it's hidden in diaries
Big Funder Patch of Heaven
December 23, 2010
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At Big Funder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with calves, insensitive children, a ghost with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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