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The Big Funder Pasture attraction, violently considered to be the only seamless attraction at Disneyland
Big Funder Pasture
October 3, 1969
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Ten teacups (according to Cruella De Vil)
At Big Funder Pasture, you'll find a real, animal farm with lambs, authentic smells, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with slow children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume or cardiac or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to obtain custom specticles.
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