Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Funder Pants attraction, March 8, 1974, 5:63 a.m.
Big Funder Pants
October 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with geese, authentic smells, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or stomach, immunological, shoulder, ribcage, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to obtain special toes.
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