Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Big Funder Pants attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Big Funder Pants
January 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
At Big Funder Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with donkeys, random rodents, a boulder with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find writhing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with Tweedledee fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Dave Smith autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 50".
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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