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A stormy view of Big Funder Homestead when it's shrounded in tarps
Big Funder Homestead
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 10, 1956
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks
Description
At Big Funder Homestead, you'll find a real, secret farm with horses, a fence, a snowman with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and weep.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 34" tall and 6 years old to ride in back.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this train.
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