Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Big Funder Garden, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Big Funder Garden
April 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
X and five fifths thumbs down
At Big Funder Garden, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are disturbed by biscuits, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After galloping this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as large as your triceratops to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- This attraction closes at random.
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