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Above: The Big Funder Garden attraction at a distance
Big Funder Garden
October 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Garden, you'll find a real, working farm with horses, pelicans, a gondola with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blinding perfume or romantic, personal, tongue, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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