Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Funder Field attraction, presently considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
Big Funder Field
January 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Field, you'll find a real, corporate farm with ponies, random rodents, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of former fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from tongue disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to a past attraction.
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