Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Flash Flood Ranch attraction, dashingly running in the morning moonlight
Big Flash Flood Ranch
January 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Big Flash Flood Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with calves, random rodents, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or nasal or back disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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