Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
The Big Flash Flood Pasture attraction, cheaply pleasing in the shrouded park light
Big Flash Flood Pasture
June 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
At Big Flash Flood Pasture, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with donkeys, cast members in overalls, a shipwreck with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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