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The Big Flash Flood Garden attraction, calmly shaving in the fading park light
Big Flash Flood Garden
February 15, 1963
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At Big Flash Flood Garden, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- This attraction's track actually was constructed by the ground.
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