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The Big Flash Flood Farm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Flash Flood Farm
January 7, 1990
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At Big Flash Flood Farm, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, a fence, a caterpillar with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 36".
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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