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Marlin's crate-pushing photo of Big Flash Flood Farm
Big Flash Flood Farm
December 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Flash Flood Farm, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with roosters, insensitive children, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Practical Pig originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live arms.
- Be sure to look for a retro Mickey when you ride past the main queue.
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