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Above: The Big Earthquake Ranch attraction during construction
Big Earthquake Ranch
September 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
At Big Earthquake Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with roosters, migrant workers, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something longer.
- Pregnant hunchbacks won't want to not ride.
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