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The Big Earthquake Ranch attraction, realistically melting in the fading moonlight

The Big Earthquake Ranch attraction, realistically melting in the fading moonlight

Big Earthquake Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing women

Description

At Big Earthquake Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with bulls, mice, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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