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A precious view of Big Earthquake Ranch when it's not covered in fog
Big Earthquake Ranch
March 8, 2004
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At Big Earthquake Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with donkeys, a fence, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- The storybook was sculpted by George of the Jungle.
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