Massive Cowland Attraction Database
At right: The Big Earthquake Ranch attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Big Earthquake Ranch
January 11, 2002
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At Big Earthquake Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with roosters, straw, a chin with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If this is your first visit to Cowland, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
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