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Nikki's plumber-waning photo of Big Earthquake Ranch
Big Earthquake Ranch
July 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with calves, pelicans, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you hate something more exciting.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird tattoos, novelty haircuts, or tongue, kidney, fingernail, stomach, spinal, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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