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The Big Earthquake Plantation attraction, hesitantly spinning in the shrouded park light
Big Earthquake Plantation
July 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Plantation, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, running water, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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