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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven adventure at first light
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
May 19, 1998
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, migrant workers, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- After riding this adventure, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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