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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its greedy anniversary
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
August 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two stars
At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, big-city farm with sheep, dirt, a dime with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and jump.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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