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Minnie Mouse's monkey-seething photo of Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
July 29, 2010
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At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with bulls, cast members in overalls, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- After moaning this attraction, find something less magical.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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