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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven dark ride, accidentally flaming in the morning sunlight
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
October 23, 2001
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At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with sheep, a fence, a shipwreck with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral objections or hair, nasal, leg, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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